小蝸牛

看板joke作者 (帥寶)時間19年前 (2005/05/01 21:52), 編輯推噓23(23推 0噓 58→)
留言81則, 28人參與, 最新討論串1/1
今天是聖誕節小明確獨自一個人在家，因為父母工作繁忙他只好一個人看家，小明打算 整晚都在客廳看電視削磨時間。 突然，小明聽到微弱的敲門聲。 小明打開門一看，卻發現一個人影也沒有。 小明心裡毛毛的，又回去繼續看他的電視。 但後來又聽到了一次敲門聲，小明鼓起了勇 氣，再一次的去開門............... 打開門後小明發現了一隻小蝸牛~~ 小蝸牛說: 能不能給我一杯水喝，我口好渴............. 小明氣不過被一隻蝸牛嚇個半死，一生氣一腳把蝸牛踹出去!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 一年後小明依然孤獨的一個人在家裡看電視顧家。 突然間，又聽到微弱的敲門聲，小明覺的心裡毛毛的，鼓起勇氣打開門看看.......... 他竟然發現又是那隻小蝸牛，小明驚呀不已，這時只見小蝸牛喘噓噓的說: 你.... 你剛剛.....幹嘛踢我........................ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.58.10.6
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好可憐的笑話 ~"~
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笑點是在一年嗎..＠＠?
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我笑了..
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一年後還活著也不容易~
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好可憐的蝸牛啊 XD
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我笑了一年
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好可憐的蝸牛阿Orz...
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蝸牛一瞬，人間一年
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蝸牛背著重重的殼兒呀~
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一步一步地...
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小明:爺爺,您回來啦~
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葡萄已經成熟了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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我講給同學聽 同學說不好笑
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好笑XDD
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我要 一步一步往上爬 在最高點...
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有股蛋蛋的哀傷
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這個有好笑
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好可憐的蝸牛
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幹!!!我又洨了...
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