[笑話] 有點黃
1:一艘船失事後,1名女乘客和10名男乘客漂到了一個荒島上。
一個月後,那個女的自殺了,因為她覺得這一個月發生的事情實在太噁心了。
過一個月後,他們決定把她埋了,因為他們覺得這一個月發生的事情實在太噁心了。
又一個月後,他們決定把她挖出來,因為他們覺得這一個月發生的事情實在太噁心了。
再一個月後,上帝把那個女的復活了,因為他覺得這幾個月發生的事情實在太噁心了。
2:有一個成年男子來到一家旅館,他看到車庫裏有很多漂亮的車,於是就問老闆,
怎麼有這麼多漂亮的車啊,老闆告訴他,我有一個五歲的兒子,他做三件事,如果你
能跟著做到,這裏的車隨你挑一輛開走,如果不能,就把你的車留下,很多人做不到,所
以。。他想,五歲的小孩能做到的,還能做不到嘛,於是就試一試。老闆就帶他到一個
屋子裏,裏面有一個漂亮的裸體美女,小孩過去親了她一下,他跟著做了,然後小孩又過
去摸了美女的全身,他也跟著做了,第三件事,小孩掏出小弟弟彎了三下。。。。。
3:某男隱居深山,一日赤裸身體躺於草叢中休息.突然來了個採蘑菇的小姑娘:”
1個,2個,3個,4個,5個,5個,5個,5個...”最終放棄離開.此男甚爽.第二天依然裸
睡於此,來了個採蘑菇的小熊:”1個,2個,3個,4個,5個,5個,5個,5個...6個,7
個,8個......”
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