萬年op笑話...我還是覺得好笑XD
這是發生在某一個高中的真實故事,高三第 2 次段考,第 2 天也是
考半天,高三的壓力很大,難得可以放半天,最後考的是公民,
簡單程度可想而知,所以考前幾乎已經瀕臨暴動,加上是理組,
所以男女生完全不成比例,男生們打打鬧鬧相約去網咖或是尬車;
女生開始打電話到錢櫃定位,好一幅和諧畫面,無視於上課鐘聲的存在,
突然監考老師走進來,號稱全校最龜毛的老師,
還沒走到講台已經開始罵人了:〝說秩序不好,整潔不好,到底要不要考試〞,
等你們全部安靜才開始發考卷!1分鐘過去,聲音開始消失,兩分鐘過去,
一隻螞蟻死在我手上的哀嚎聲,連隔壁也都聽到了,還是沒人敢開口問為什麼不發考卷?
老師終於開口大罵:〝蹲在後面角落的那個自閉同學!你到底要不要考試!你知道不知道
全班都在等你一個人,你要浪費多少時間!?〞
沒錯!這是那個沒口德的監考老師所說的話!而後面那個穿著和我們男生直條襯衫一樣,
顏色也有點相近理小平頭的男人抬起頭說:
『不用管我,我是來修飲水機的............』
之後,考了半堂課,還不時聽到有人在偷笑............
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