[笑話] 老農民焦老大
話說老農民焦老大,活了大半輩子了沒看過病,
這次實在是受不了了,於是進城來看病.
醫生:「你怎麼了?」
焦老大:「俺,那兒疼.」
醫生:「你哪疼?」
焦老大:「俺,就是那兒疼.」
醫生:「噢!你是不是生殖器疼啊?」
焦老大:「俺,是生著氣疼,不生氣也疼.」
醫生:「那你是不是睾丸疼啊?」
焦老大:「俺,是搞完疼,沒搞時也疼.」
醫生:「我了解了,你先去驗血,驗尿,驗大便吧?」
醫生開好化驗單交給焦老大,焦老大面露難色,不過還是咬了咬牙出去了.
一會兒,焦老大回來了,滿懷愧意.
焦老大:「醫生,俺是血也嚥了,尿也嚥了,這大便俺實在是嚥不下去啊!」
醫生:「你回去按時吃藥,一個月之內不准性交.」
焦老大:「啥?俺爺爺姓焦,俺爹也姓焦! ,就連俺兒子女兒都姓焦,
為什麼俺一個月之內不准姓焦?」
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