[耍冷] 網路遊戲玩家不可以取的名字
1.取名“我是你爸”
舉發人:“GM 有人用外掛”
GM:“誰?”
舉發人:“我是你爸”
GM:“我是你爺爺!”
2.取名:“我不是GM”
舉發人:“GM哥哥,有人用外掛”
GM:“誰?”
舉發人:“我不是GM”
GM:“我知道啊。那誰用外掛啊?”
舉發人:“我不是GM”
GM:“……”
3.取名“不是我”
舉發人:“GM,有人用外掛”
GM:“媽的,誰?”
舉發人:“不是我”
GM:“...是誰?”
舉發人:“就不是我”
GM:“你他媽廢話,不是你是誰?”
舉發人:“真的,不是我呀”
GM:“我小太陽勒,滾***的.....
4.取名 有人用外掛
舉發人:“GM,有人用外掛”
GM:“好的,是誰?”
舉報人:“有人用外掛”
GM:“那你就說啊”
舉報人:“好的,有人用外掛”
GM:......????X的你小子成心耍我啊?叫什麼名字?
舉報人:就是有人用外掛啊,你他X的理解能力那麼XXX?
GM:小太陽勒,你他X的說話客氣點,滾你的。
5.取名“GM啊”
舉發人:“GM,有人用外掛”
GM:“好的,是誰?”
舉發人:是“GM啊”
GM:“誰?你說誰?”
舉發人:“GM啊”
GM:“X的,我有必要用外掛嗎?滅了你!”
6.取名:“已經跑了”
舉發人:“GM,有人外掛”
GM:“X的...小子我被玩了一天了,在報假案,俺宰了你,快說是誰?”
舉發人:“已經跑了”
GM:“你XX的,跑了鬧什麼鬧,來了再來找我。”
7.取名:打死我也不說
舉發人:“GM 有人用外掛”
GM:“又有?誰?”
舉發人:“打死我也不說”
GM:“吃飽了沒事***,滾!”
8.取名“我愛你”
舉發人:“GM,有人用外掛”
GM:“誰?”
舉發人:“我愛你”
GM:“.....同性戀啊?回家搞你爸去....”
9.取名“你去死”
舉發人:“GM,有人用外掛”
GM:“誰?”
舉發人:“你去死”
GM:“X的,你給我滾~~~~~”
10.取名:先給我舉發費
舉發人:“GM,有人用外掛。”
GM:“還有?煩不煩啊?誰?”
舉發人:“先給我舉發費。”
GM:“給你X啦給,沒事回家喝你老婆奶去。”
11.取名 忘了叫啥”
舉報人:GM。有人用外掛。我要舉發”
GM: 好。告訴我他叫什麼?
舉報人:“忘了叫啥”
GM:暈死。回去想想”
舉報人:不用想了GM。我知道的”
GM:知道就說?
舉報人:忘了叫啥
GM:回家睡覺去吧...
12.取名“逗你的”
舉發人:“GM,有人用外掛”
GM :誰?
舉發人:“逗你的”
GM :想玩回家玩去。滾.........
13.取名“不能說”
舉發人:“GM,有人用外掛”
GM:“誰?”
舉發人:“不能說”
GM:“.....”(昏死過去了)
--
You want commitment,take a look into these eyes
They burn with fire,until the end of time.And I would do anything
I'd beg,I'd steal,I'd die.To have you in these arms tonight
Baby,I want you,like the roses want the rain.
You know I need you,like the poet needs the pain.And I would give anything
My blood,my love,my life.If you were In These Arms tonight
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