[耍冷] the hotel manager

看板joke作者 (秋夜未眠)時間19年前 (2005/03/26 01:23), 編輯推噓29(29019)
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. The man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 192.192.154.38

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施主:你還是說中文吧!! or2
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XDXDXDXD 這不錯
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hahaha
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施主:你還是說中文吧!! or2
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or2
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XD
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op.....是講一對夫妻住旅館很貴的笑話嗎
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61.58.134.247 03/26, , 8F
有創意 用英文op 推你一個
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這是簡易英文 天阿我竟然都看的懂@@
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192.192.154.38 03/26, , 10F
如果用中文就沒笑點了
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重點在文法?? XD
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看過了
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真有趣耶 呵呵
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推 不錯
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有好笑~!
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有好笑到
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累死我了 還好有懂到...英文真的比較有感覺
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good~~
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好笑阿
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用英文 op 比較看不出來 :P
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這中文就看過啦....英文幾乎一模一樣
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不錯笑
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推 不錯笑
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XD
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我在美國,我們教授上課時有講到! XD
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翻過的吧......看來不像母語人士寫的 要過去式
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我看的懂也…我好感動阿!!
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這英文,是原po自己寫的吧
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好笑~~
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其實用中文也可以通啊!?
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