[小書書來吧] 杜鵑不啼
有人問:「杜鵑不啼,而要聽牠啼,有什麼辦法?」
織田信長:「杜鵑不啼我就殺了牠!」
豐臣秀吉:「想盡辦法逗牠啼。」
德川家康:「杜鵑不啼,就等牠啼。」
opengoodbook:「等我考完轉學考再讓杜鵑啼。」
阿信:「段杜鵑~~~納命來~~~」
加藤鷹:「嘴巴說不啼,身體倒是挺誠實的嘛(愛撫杜鵑)。」
四眼仔:「看來,這位先生,對不想啼的杜鵑,有很深的成見。」
笨胡:「鄉親啊,杜鵑不啼,這丟喜愛台灣啦!!!」
國親:「我要求政府當局成立"杜鵑不啼真相調查委員會"。」
武藤遊戲:「發動陷阱卡,【杜鵑不啼的代價】。」
仁愛醫院:「找兩個杜鵑蛋出來頂罪。」
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