雞雞樂

看板joke作者 (R費)時間19年前 (2004/10/11 19:24), 編輯推噓89(89033)
留言122則, 63人參與, 最新討論串1/1
http://www.subservientchicken.com/ 雜誌介紹的怪網站,只要輸入指令 螢幕上的雞就會照做 玩到有點頭皮發麻...覺得很噁心 -- Let the bad color not be seen. It attracts them. -- The Village -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.25.118.34

140.115.65.30 10/11, , 1F
打fly 他會飛哦 哈哈
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220.141.91.89 10/11, , 2F
我叫牠去死,媽的,給我假死
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211.74.189.59 10/11, , 3F
我叫他吃炸雞他沒有吃啊……
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218.162.192.32 10/11, , 4F
好玩~~~~~推一下
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220.141.91.89 10/11, , 5F
叫牠打排球,裝肖維,給我打棒球
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140.112.239.48 10/11, , 6F
打pee牠尿超久的 -___-
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218.167.190.54 10/11, , 7F
好好玩喔...XD
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我打take off the clothes牠拒絕耶 遜掉了
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218.167.190.54 10/11, , 9F
原來是事先錄好的阿..打mask也會拒絕
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140.112.248.106 10/11, , 10F
很多都會拒絕...= =
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61.64.114.17 10/11, , 11F
eat yourself 真的吃起來了== ==
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192.192.197.5 10/11, , 12F
那雞長的有點可怕耶...
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218.167.95.232 10/11, , 13F
叫他burn會火燒屁股....
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140.115.36.241 10/11, , 14F
climb他會亂爬...
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218.170.152.130 10/11, , 15F
打drink還真的跑去喝水...
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打fuck他會不滿的跑到前面看你
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make love他會發情...
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kiss他會親枕頭
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140.115.36.241 10/11, , 19F
fire in the hole 超屌啦!!
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還有fire.... 這隻雞太強了
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還有follow me..這是啥
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210.85.88.14 10/11, , 22F
look book...他跑去看書櫃= =
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61.231.92.103 10/11, , 23F
哈哈 我打split(劈腿) 他還真的劈
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211.74.166.163 10/11, , 24F
還會學狗呢...
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61.231.104.146 10/11, , 25F
我剛剛打masturbation...啥都沒做..@@
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218.169.154.41 10/11, , 26F
打kungfu他會打太極
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211.74.76.103 10/11, , 27F
靠 我打Anemia(貧血) 它變成頭暈狀...
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61.64.147.231 10/11, , 28F
push up 會伏地挺身= ="
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140.112.244.136 10/11, , 29F
打CREEP 好笑
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140.116.144.129 10/11, , 30F
打ass 他會秀給你看...
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219.68.14.27 10/11, , 31F
rock and roll !!
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140.112.244.136 10/11, , 32F
my god
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218.166.241.145 10/11, , 33F
SHOOT牠會作投籃狀=.=
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218.184.134.99 10/11, , 34F
watch TV 會去拿遙控器坐沙發..= =
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218.172.106.81 10/11, , 35F
exercise = =
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218.172.106.81 10/11, , 36F
mad等他生完氣還會把東西收拾好
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218.172.130.237 10/11, , 37F
play baseball 打棒球 ="=
218.172.130.237 10/11, 37F

140.112.244.136 10/11, , 38F
GO AWAY就跑了...
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218.172.130.237 10/11, , 39F
crazy 他轉來轉去....
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還有 43 則推文
140.135.252.27 10/12, , 83F
牠都會唱管樂器 =.=
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140.135.252.27 10/12, , 84F
打lightsaber牠會作光劍戰鬥狀
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140.135.252.27 10/12, , 85F
strike out 他會用下勾投法投三振!!
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140.135.252.27 10/12, , 86F
打homerun 牠會滿場跑
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打world peace 牠會做出很謎的動作
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140.135.252.27 10/12, , 88F
不對,stike好像是保齡球不是下勾
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140.135.252.27 10/12, , 89F
打ninja 牠會打拳
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218.175.48.192 10/12, , 90F
我打LP他在原地自嗨~~~될
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140.127.201.41 10/12, , 91F
他會裝死他會裝死~~~好可愛喔!!
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68.4.84.248 10/12, , 92F
結論: 唉...為什麼是一隻雞...Orz
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140.112.225.137 10/12, , 93F
打come on覺得有點恐怖...=_=
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222.157.9.154 10/13, , 94F
打dance他會跳媽嘎咧哪
222.157.9.154 10/13, 94F

222.157.9.154 10/13, , 95F
打taco bell會有一個女的來跟他跳艷舞 = =
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219.91.0.214 10/13, , 96F
打fart還真的轉身搖搖屁股放屁
219.91.0.214 10/13, 96F

220.134.42.81 10/13, , 97F
打go away它就走了XD
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218.166.46.250 10/13, , 98F
打penis它就會獻寶...不過是雞的= =
218.166.46.250 10/13, 98F

210.201.135.51 10/16, , 99F
打rock....他會比rock的手勢~
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218.35.72.159 10/17, , 100F
afraid 也滿妙的^^ 還有walk、worry
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打sleep他會睡覺
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天啊
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XD
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