我在市場聽到阿嬤談韓菫
我今天起了一個大早
跑到菜市場去買我心愛的豆漿
哇!大清早的菜市場還真是熱鬧喧騰啊
於是我就這裡瞧瞧,那裡摸摸逛了一下
誰叫囂得大聲我就晃去哪看看
走啊走地走到了肉攤前面時
突然聽到前面兩個阿嬤很大聲地聊天:
外省腔阿嬤:『韓菫....哪個韓菫?』
台灣國語阿嬤:『那個韓菫很不錯啦,我跟我孫仔都很喜歡啦!』
台灣國語阿嬤:『啊你都不知道喔?來來來,我帶你去看看,就在前面而已啦~』
台灣國語阿嬤:『不是每天都來的ㄋㄟ,走啦我幫你提這一袋好啦...』
蝦米?!就在前面?!
難道志瑋一直都住在我家附近而我不知道嗎?!
趕快默默地背著五公斤的豆漿追著阿嬤的咖步
......過了魚攤,過了菜攤,過了香噴噴的雞蛋糕....
外省腔阿嬤:『唉呀,我不想找韓菫啦,腿疼著呢!』
台灣國語阿嬤:『稿啊稿啊...就這裡啦,有沒有很讚!』
稿啊?到囉?!我突破重圍衝過去...
台灣國語阿嬤手上拿著兩粒『ㄏㄢ/ㄐㄧ/』(註:蕃薯的台語):
『你看你看,架大咧,五水無!』
@@"" 阿嬤咧... 居然是蕃薯.... > <
害我拖著五公斤的兩袋豆漿跟她們繞了半圈菜市場 @@""
語言...真是微妙得令人捉摸不定啊....
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