[討論] 對吉他的愛

看板guitar作者jcellery (EI)時間12年前 (2012/07/28 18:16)推噓11(11推 0噓 6→)

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看到樓上t大這麼熱血讓我想起過去也十分熱血過不過呢～今天主要不是來講這些而是想分享給大家之前我在網路上看到的文章如果有op還請見諒或是有侵權或違反板規的部份還請板大讓我知道我會自刪^^感謝 ---------------------我是分隔線----------------------- WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN *1. Guitars don't get pregnant. 吉他不會懷孕 *2. You can play your Guitar any time of the month. 在一個月的每一天你都可以彈它 *3. Guitars don't have parents. 吉他沒有父母 *4. Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to. 吉他不會抱怨，除非你希望它這麼做 *5. You can share your Guitar with your friends. 你可以和朋友分享你的吉他 *6. Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played 吉他不在乎你之前彈過多少把吉他 *7. Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have. 吉他不在乎你現在擁有多少把吉他 *8. Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars. 吉他不在乎你盯著另一把吉他看 *9. Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines. 吉他不在乎你買吉他雜誌 *10. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself. 你永遠不會聽到"有個大驚喜你是新吉他的爸爸!" 除非你自己決定去買一把 *11. If your Guitar is flat you can fix it for less than $3000. 3000元以內可以修好弦打板，卻不夠修洗衣板 *12. Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it. 吉他不在乎你不聽它說話 *13. Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat. 吉他不在乎你上完廁所不放下坐墊 *14. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar. 你不需要忌妒玩你吉他的人 *15. If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again. 如果你對吉他發火，再次彈它前你不需要先道歉 *16. You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore. 無論彈多久，吉他也不會感到疼 *17. You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. 你可以隨時停止彈你的吉他，而不會感到挫折 *18. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it. 你的父母不會跟被拋棄的舊吉他保持聯繫 *19. Guitars don't get headaches. 吉他不會頭疼 *20. Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player. 即使你彈得不好，吉他也不會輕蔑你 *21. Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars. 吉他晚上不會想和其他吉他出去玩 *22. Guitars don't care if you're late. 吉他不在乎你遲到 *23. You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar. 彈吉他前你不需要先洗澡 *24. If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts. 如果你的吉他不好看，你可以修補漆或換新零件 *25. You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. 你可以在第一次看到你的新吉他時就彈它，而不需要先帶它去吃燭光晚餐、看電影、或見它媽媽 *26. The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick. 在彈你的吉他時，唯一需要的保護只是個合適的大拇指套 *27. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar. 在公司裡，你可以與同事盡情談論上次彈吉他的美好時光 *28 If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own. 如果你決定丟掉一把舊吉他，你不需要放棄半數你目前擁有的東西 ---------------------------------------------------------------- 我覺得～～超級中肯！！！也滿好笑的！！ -- 愛不是感覺，而是犧牲和奉獻！ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.168.22.246

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