[閒聊] 吉他比女友好的28個理由

看板guitar作者yape (yapee)時間13年前 (2011/02/27 15:33)推噓26(26推 0噓 1→)

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WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN *1. Guitars don't get pregnant. 吉他不會懷孕 *2. You can play your Guitar any time of the month. 在一個月的每一天你都可以彈它 *3. Guitars don't have parents. 吉他沒有父母 *4. Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to. 吉他不會抱怨，除非你希望它這麼做 *5. You can share your Guitar with your friends. 你可以和朋友分享你的吉他 *6. Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played 吉他不在乎你之前彈過多少把吉他 *7. Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have. 吉他不在乎你現在擁有多少把吉他 *8. Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars. 吉他不在乎你盯著另一把吉他看 *9. Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines. 吉他不在乎你買吉他雜誌 *10. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself. 你永遠不會聽到"有個大驚喜你是新吉他的爸爸!" 除非你自己決定去買一把 *11. If your Guitar is flat you can fix it for less than $3000. 3000元以內可以修好弦打板，卻不夠修洗衣板 *12. Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it. 吉他不在乎你不聽它說話 *13. Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat. 吉他不在乎你上完廁所不放下坐墊 *14. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar. 你不需要忌妒玩你吉他的人 *15. If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again. 如果你對吉他發火，再次彈它前你不需要先道歉 *16. You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore. 無論彈多久，吉他也不會感到疼 *17. You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. 你可以隨時停止彈你的吉他，而不會感到挫折 *18. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it. 你的父母不會跟被拋棄的舊吉他保持聯繫 *19. Guitars don't get headaches. 吉他不會頭疼 *20. Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player. 即使你彈得不好，吉他也不會輕蔑你 *21. Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars. 吉他晚上不會想和其他吉他出去玩 *22. Guitars don't care if you're late. 吉他不在乎你遲到 *23. You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar. 彈吉他前你不需要先洗澡 *24. If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts. 如果你的吉他不好看，你可以修補漆或換新零件 *25. You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother. 你可以在第一次看到你的新吉他時就彈它，而不需要先帶它去吃燭光晚餐、看電影、或見它媽媽 *26. The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick. 在彈你的吉他時，唯一需要的保護只是個合適的大拇指套 *27. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar. 在公司裡，你可以與同事盡情談論上次彈吉他的美好時光 *28 If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own. 如果你決定丟掉一把舊吉他，你不需要放棄半數你目前擁有的東西 -- 有OP嗎? 給大家笑笑XD -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.110.127

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