[閃光] 一個關於防盜器的笑話
以下是真人真事
昨天開車去找我B吃宵夜
吃完散步走到我的汽車旁邊
我B無聊沒事做
用力踩著汽車輪胎幾下
說:
你的車子不是有裝防盜器?
怎麼不會叫?
我一臉疑惑地說:
我不清楚耶?
然後我趁機偷襲抓了我B的雞雞
我B叫了一下!
我說:
原來你有裝防盜器喔XD
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