[泡湯] 直男闖皇鼎
前幾天同事(直男)跟我分享了他在皇鼎泡湯的經驗
至於為什麼去皇鼎 (連我都沒去過)
他說是因為朋友有優惠券
(原來直男那麼好騙) (傻眼) (馬上去買一本)
去的時候沒什麼人
直男的粗神經也沒發現有什麼不對
(他當然不會發現) (他以前還以為我出櫃是在開玩笑)
直到兩個韓國人跑去搭訕
據說同事被撫摸了二頭肌和大腿肌
其他肌則是有守住
然後也是硬聊 (兩邊應該硬的不一樣)
同事:Girls in Taiwan are cute, right?
韓男:Yeah, I've heard that there are 80% bottoms here.
同事:???????????????
我
笑
死
請問台灣同志在韓國的旅友說明是女兒島嗎
而且同事是認真聊女生不是有屌的女生啦不要亂接好不好
後來同事倉皇逃離
我只好賤價收購
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