[閃光] 白目男友
男友是個不折不扣的白目,
一起出去的時候常常讓我很無言。
某次一起在超市買東西時,
男友聽到廣播系統傳來可以愛心零錢捐,
只要在結帳時對店員說:我要零錢捐
就可以捐款給弱勢族群,
男友聽到以後,立刻對店員姐接大喊:
我!要!零!錢!捐!
姐接還嚇一跳,姐接我對你感到抱歉QAQ
今天晚上我們一起去吃日式料理,
點餐時店員問男友炸豆腐會加七味粉有一點辣辣的,可以嗎?
因為男友一點點辣都不吃,
他就使出最原始的直接反應:不行!
想當然店員還是傻眼,
而我似乎已經習慣這種情況了(聳肩)
去年年底的時候,
因為某些原因,
男友的事情被他家人發現了,
鬧了幾個月的家庭革命,
雖然我很氣你當時突然消失,
害我擔心了一下下,
(只有一下下喔,不能讓你太驕傲XD)
但是其實也很心疼你,
不過幸好現在沒事了,
雖然我看到阿姨還是會尷尬一下。
明天你要開刀了,儘管只是小小的刀,
我知道你很怕痛,不過不用怕,
麻醉退的時候你可以咬我的手,
傷口不舒服的時候你可以抱抱我,
雖然你很害怕你引以為傲的挺鼻子會塌掉,
就算你鼻子塌了,我也會笑你(威)
不是啦!我還是會愛你。
我不是止痛藥,但希望你知道,
我一直都在你身邊。
附上不知道是不是閃光的閃光照,
希望大家能祝福男友開刀順利啊!!
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