[自介] 地方的老人自介(不喜勿入)
大家好~我叫阿昌
http://i.imgur.com/6KDMuNY.jpg
我名子的由來純粹是我老闆覺得我長的很像他的法文老師...
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切入正題
我今年十月就要滿八歲了,換算成你們的年齡,我應該是五十幾歲的老人,所以...下面不
喜歡看的話請趕快左轉!
我平常的生活作息大概就是早上跟媽媽出去走走,回家之後(秘密),接下來就是等家裡
面的成員陸續的回來啦!到了晚上我的好夥伴回家後,會帶我去公園~so sweet!而我最
喜歡去的就是內壢家樂福旁邊那個公園~大又好跑,有時候還會有很多快樂夥伴。
http://i.imgur.com/rzC5WcJ.jpg
除了公園之外,我的快樂夥伴有時也會帶我去狩獵,騎車去比較遠一點的地方,
http://i.imgur.com/b3OBKeL.jpg
像是中原夜市!!中原夜市真的對我有種不可抗拒的魔力,那鹽水雞,那家鄉雞排,那章
魚小丸子...光用想的我就...阿斯~,雖然我一定沒辦法馬上吃到,不過總有辦法的~嘻嘻
。
不然每天吃耐吉斯的羊肉蔬菜誰受的了啊,從小到大我的快樂夥伴就只給我吃羊肉口味,
口頭上說是為了我的毛色漂亮,可是
http://i.imgur.com/vE54rol.jpg
每次換季都把我的毛剪光!吃羊肉是有差嗎!
今年過年還做了一件讓我更憤怒的事...
http://i.imgur.com/BfZArq1.jpg
我穿衣服了...長這麼大第一次被穿衣服...
我的快樂夥伴常常抱怨說,每次他回到家之後,我都只快樂的迎接他兩三分鐘就去做自己
的事,但是他不知道一隻狗在家也是有很多事情要做的嗎!
我除了晚上要當安全士官,準時在洞六洞洞叫我快樂夥伴起床
http://i.imgur.com/4zpuS7M.jpg
起床後還要帶他去散步一圈
http://i.imgur.com/u3nCywr.jpg
等到他們都出門後,我還要負責清理家中廚餘(不能浪費)
http://i.imgur.com/G835Rpf.jpg
我的快樂夥伴常常對我說,真想跟你交換,當一隻狗真好,我聽他放屁!當狗超累的好嗎
!
http://i.imgur.com/1mWmSYY.jpg
尤其是我還要配合我老闆的即興表演,真是氣屎我了!
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=982433571801395
哎,生氣歸生氣,我還是很愛他(X) 坐他的機車(O)
http://i.imgur.com/gOy8OqV.jpg
我平常的出沒地點大概就是中壢~歡迎各位快樂夥伴找我一起去搶劫、搶糧、搶地盤喔!
話說好久沒去海邊了,真希望今年夏天有機會...
http://i.imgur.com/iPulFz9.jpg
補充他介一下我的
老闆(X)
快樂夥伴(O)
http://i.imgur.com/4Kw6ptY.jpg
如果要快速介紹他的話大概就是...
沒臉、沒身材、知識王五分鐘破產的腦殘
哈哈~他剛退伍在台北工作,現在大概一個禮拜才會回來看我一次,好想他喔!!
http://i.imgur.com/ade2HMo.jpg
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