[怨念] 娘娘腔的厲害之處!
中午
跟之前在jump匆匆認識只聊不到三分鐘就換電話的的人約吃飯約會
其實我根本忘了他的長相(因為已過了快一個月當時又喝醉)
剛見面時我有點傻眼...
他穿奇怪又超緊身的原子小金剛t shirt搭著skinny 白牛仔褲和紅色馬丁鞋.....
頗嚇人又顯眼...
他一開口第一句話就掩嘴笑的跟我說看屁啊....
我當下就很想回家...完全不對tone..
之後他連環砲的問我說工作是什麼啊常去bar啊之類的
我因為覺得有點無聊就跟他說我想回家了
他馬上安靜!!站在路上不動!!
站很直!!
說你不喜歡娘娘腔喔....
我說對啊
他說但我不娘啊.....就依靠站在捷運站的柱子下點起菸
看起來很落寞...
我就說那我回家囉
他這時忽然很大聲又很爹的跟我說
但我很真的很餓陪我好不好啦~~~~~~
此聲一出整個捷運出口的人都往這看來...(大家應該都在猜是gay 情侶再吵架吧!!)
我想說沒辦法就跟他去吃KFC
之後我就回家
到家後
收到了他驚人的簡訊:
今天真的很謝謝公公陪偶吃飯
好想當公公家裡的小廚娘
這樣以後就能天天在家等公公回來吃飯了
今天真的感受到娘娘腔的威力...
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