[轉錄][聽錯] 最近想減肥

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: ongong (ongong) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [聽錯] 最近想減肥 時間: Wed Jun 10 20:45:11 2009 最近突然想減肥 脫離台灣黑熊的封號 於是上網看了些資料 最後決定跟流行 加入單車族 礙於家中空間不大 還有電梯也不夠寬 所以將目標放在摺疊式的腳踏車 其實 錢不是大問題 問題是 錢在阿母那裡 大概是阿母懷我的時候 愛吃台東脫線雞 因此 造成我有雞也脫線 也就是 不用腦思考&做事少根筋 從小 我的錢和重要證件都歸阿母 到了開始工作賺錢 也是過著向阿母拿生活費的日子 每個月有一定的上限 跟讀書時一樣 經過思考之後 我改用秘密迂迴戰術 私下叫老爸去跟阿母要 趁著阿母去洗澡的時候 我小小聲的跟老爸說: "爸 我想要小摺" 老爸: "喔...我拿給你" 然後我爸就到房間 原本以為老爸要去拿私房錢 或是 偷拿阿母的錢 沒想到 他給我 '小澤圓'&'小澤瑪麗亞' 的光碟 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.133.200.132

06/10 20:47,
不知為何的笑了!!!!!!
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06/10 20:49,
笑了加1....我的綽號也是熊..握手XD
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06/10 20:52,
原PO: 爸,我都不知道你藏這麼多
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XDDD
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XDDDD 內行人....
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06/10 21:41,
XDDDDDDDDD 笑翻
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06/10 21:50,
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06/10 21:53,
原PO爸: 是時候該教你傳宗接代的本領了
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06/10 21:54,
.....你說的真的嗎?你爸也太...
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06/10 21:55,
豪洨的吧~~
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06/10 21:56,
...您真內行!!
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06/10 21:59,
原PO爸 : 噓...不要告訴你媽喔
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06/10 22:01,
原PO:原來這片被我爸拿去,找很久了說
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06/10 22:04,
是時候該教你傳宗接代的本領了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 22:11,
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06/10 22:11,
原PO爸:也該是時候傳授給你了........
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06/10 22:23,
錢不是問題,問題是沒錢
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06/10 22:31,
爆笑出聲了!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 22:37,
你爸真內行 xd
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06/10 22:38,
這三小?!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 22:38,
我的孩子長大了
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還有 51 則推文
還有 1 段內文
06/10 23:47,
XD
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06/10 23:47,
老爸超專業XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 23:48,
老爸:阿你不是要小澤?...
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06/10 23:49,
[夭壽] 我家裡放A片的事情兒子怎麼會知道
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06/10 23:49,
兒子 把拔珍藏好久了捏X DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/10 23:50,
呵!這個超好笑的啦!
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06/11 00:01,
這.... 我還是不相信有這種老爸XD
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專業老爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/11 00:12,
XD~~~~
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原PO爸 :記得還我
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阿阿...= =
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06/11 00:32,
原PO整家都很有趣 XDDD (回顧完畢)
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專業來的@@
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06/11 00:45,
推專業的原PO爸......
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06/11 00:52,
大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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06/11 00:55,
真的假的 0.0 我傻眼了
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06/11 01:10,
不自覺就笑了= =
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我笑ㄌ
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-- If you really want it, you'll feel everything to a fire... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.136.177.187

06/11 16:46, , 1F
[超幹] 兒子發現我珍藏的小澤
06/11 16:46, 1F
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