[轉錄][閒聊] 令人噴飯的情侶
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作者: tokyo9986 (皇極驚天拳) 看板: sex
標題: [閒聊] 令人噴飯的情侶
時間: Sun Jul 18 23:07:32 2010
今天下午和閃光到西門町吃一家評價還不錯的燒烤店,吃完後往人
行步道區逛街順便消化一下食物,後來煙癮犯了,只好跟閃光說在
旁邊的椅子坐一下抽根煙休息。突然在後方聽到有對情侶在吵架,
年紀看起來像高中生,而且很大聲好像旁邊都沒有人似的吵了起來
,詳細內容大概就是男方懷疑女方偷吃之類的話題,不過後來男生
卻罵了一句很LOW的髒話"哩集勒操機掰~幹"我和閃光聽到時都嚇了
一大跳以為男生要動手打女生了,沒想到女生卻更大聲的嗆了一句
話"丟啦~挖洗操機掰,嘸知影啥米人昨晚趴地挖下面呷嘎嘖嘖叫~幹"
這句罵得超大聲的,當那男生在女生罵完之後,臉青一陣白一陣,
不知該回什麼話才好。而我卻因為這句話,而來不及將吸入肺裡的
煙吐出來,笑得嗆到氣好久才回復過來~~~~
(這對情侶全程都用台語發音的,如果打成國語發音我覺得比較不好
笑,如果違反版規的話我再自D)
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