[轉錄][耍冷] 上帝的生魚片

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: smaljohn (平平) 看板: joke 標題: [耍冷] 上帝的生魚片 時間: Wed Nov 16 19:53:32 2005 話說上帝是個很喜歡吃生魚片的人，喔不說錯了，是神。 他的廚子每天都要為他精心準備好吃的沾醬配合生魚片吃， 但是不管如何精心的調配，上帝還是最喜歡吃醬油沾芥末的原始風味。 但為了不讓上帝每天吃得厭煩， 廚子跟上帝設計了一套一星期的行程， 星期一到日都有不同的沾醬風味，而其中，星期日就是上帝最期待的芥末日。 今天，星期日到了，廚子卻搞錯了，忘記今天是芥末日， 竟捧上有淡淡柚香的柚子醬油給上帝。 上帝非常生氣，他等了一星期才等到芥末日的到來， 於是發脾氣對著廚子大吼： 「今天是芥末日啦！是芥末日啦！」 然後世界就滅亡了。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.67.101.26
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