[轉錄]加油笨事

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: eboss (Sam) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 加油笨事 時間: Fri Apr 11 13:38:36 2008 看到板標 想到去年加油遇到的事 在別板po過.去挖了出來跟大家分享一下 去年某天去曾經打工過的加油站加油 一到站門口遠遠就看到前同事"W"在指指點點跟旁人說些什麼 似乎是在教新人 一進站伸手跟他打了招呼 W : 你來的正好.讓我徒弟實習一下吧! 我 : 哦!好呀 W 轉頭跟新人說 : 就照我剛剛跟你說的服務流程.來...作一遍給我看 我打開油蓋站在一旁 新人 : 您好!謝謝光臨… 我 : 囧rz!!感覺頭頂有一群烏鴉飛過 W : 喂~~~~你在幹麻??!!都還沒有加油!什麼謝謝光臨!! 新人 : 我忘記了… W : 您好!歡迎光臨!請問加什麼油?請問加多少?需要統編嗎?有會員卡嗎? W : 來....再來一次!! 新人 : 您好!請問加什麼油?? 我 : 95 W : 後面的要問啦!我剛剛有問那麼少句嗎? 新人 : 哦!! W : 再一次!! (臉色開始難看) 新人 : 請問加多少? 我 : 加滿!! 新人 : 請問有指定的加油師父嗎?? 請問有指定的加油師父嗎?? 請問有指定的加油師父嗎?? 我 : a.....沒有!! (強忍笑) 忍著笑. 等到加完油一路狂笑騎回家......... -- http://tinyurl.com/yszxfh 青天白日齊飛揚 將摯愛奉獻給理想 期待著衣錦榮歸回故鄉 千千萬萬心靈的期望 青天白日齊飛揚 壯志重伸豪情再放 期待著衣錦榮歸回故鄉 永恆不滅英雄的光芒 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.120.117.235

04/11 13:40,
哈哈哈~ 爆笑! 乾脆先洗個頭算了~
04/11 13:40

04/11 13:42,
◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣
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04/11 13:44,
有笑有推....XD
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04/11 13:45,
有笑有推XDDDD
04/11 13:45

04/11 13:46,
建議版標改這個好了
04/11 13:46

04/11 13:48,
有笑有推~~
04/11 13:48

04/11 13:50,
有笑有推~~
04/11 13:50

04/11 13:51,
我很不爭氣的笑了....
04/11 13:51

04/11 13:55,
我要4號油槍 謝謝
04/11 13:55

04/11 13:55,
這就是自然天兵了XDDD
04/11 13:55

04/11 13:56,
那個新人原本是做理髮業嗎..我推
04/11 13:56

04/11 13:57,
有加有推XD
04/11 13:57

04/11 13:59,
XDDDDDD
04/11 13:59

04/11 14:00,
有好笑到...這位新人太酷了!!
04/11 14:00

04/11 14:01,
有笑有推~~
04/11 14:01

04/11 14:01,
我的嘴角不自主的 噗~~了出來 有笑有推
04/11 14:01

04/11 14:01,
    \( ̄▽ ̄ )油槍力道可以嗎~
04/11 14:01

04/11 14:03,
笨版第一次嗆到
04/11 14:03

04/11 14:03,
推加油師傅XD
04/11 14:03

04/11 14:03,
       \( ̄▽ ̄ )還有哪裡要加強的~
04/11 14:03

04/11 14:04,
這個新人以前一定是做理髮的
04/11 14:04

04/11 14:05,
好笑極了
04/11 14:05

04/11 14:05,
有笑有推,嘴裡的茶差點噴出來,哈哈哈~
04/11 14:05

04/11 14:06,
這樣的油溫可以嗎
04/11 14:06

04/11 14:06,
好笑 XD
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04/11 14:07,
04/11 14:07

04/11 14:07,
有笑有推~~XDDDD
04/11 14:07

04/11 14:07,
呼叫愛撫妻...改版標啦!!
04/11 14:07

04/11 14:07,
這個人有前途XDDDD
04/11 14:07

04/11 14:08,
哈,好傻喔!! 看來這新人以前在奇怪的地方打工~XD
04/11 14:08

04/11 14:09,
有笑有推~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/11 14:09

04/11 14:11,
有笑有推 XDDD
04/11 14:11

04/11 14:12,
請問有指定的加油師父嗎?
04/11 14:12

04/11 14:12,
\( ̄▽ ̄ )請問需要做全身的嗎?
04/11 14:12

04/11 14:15,
推"這樣的油溫可以嗎"......好笑
04/11 14:15

04/11 14:15,
有笑有推
04/11 14:15

04/11 14:18,
後勁好強...
04/11 14:18

04/11 14:18,
\( ̄▽ ̄ )還有哪裡要加強的~
04/11 14:18

04/11 14:21,
有笑有推 XD
04/11 14:21
還有 236 則推文
還有 2 段內文
04/11 22:41,
油槍力道還夠嗎??還有哪裡需要加強~~
04/11 22:41

04/11 22:50,
笑到不行XDD
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04/11 22:52,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/11 23:00,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/11 23:10,
肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDD
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04/11 23:13,
爆笑中XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/11 23:16,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/11 23:16

04/11 23:25,
以前是不是做過按摩業XDDD
04/11 23:25

04/11 23:26,
版主M文吧
04/11 23:26

04/11 23:29,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/11 23:29
dreamroyc:轉錄至看板 scutran_city 04/11 23:37

04/11 23:46,
有笑有推~~
04/11 23:46

04/11 23:48,
請問油槍溫度還可以嗎 會不會太熱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/11 23:52,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/11 23:52,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/12 00:03,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推文更好笑
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04/12 00:05,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/12 00:24,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/12 00:27,
噗滋.不自覺的笑出來了
04/12 00:27

04/12 00:28,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/12 00:28

04/12 00:29,
好笑極了!!!!
04/12 00:29

04/12 00:31,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/12 00:31

04/12 00:37,
戳到我笑點 哈哈哈哈哈
04/12 00:37

04/12 00:44,
XDDDDDDDD不錯笑~
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04/12 00:46,
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDSXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX
04/12 00:46

04/12 01:04,
他以前應該是做推拿的!!!!
04/12 01:04

04/12 01:07,
\( ̄▽ ̄ )油槍力道可以嗎~ 板標來一個!
04/12 01:07

04/12 01:09,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/12 01:09

04/12 01:21,
W好笑的~!!!!這新人也太天兵了吧XDDDDDDDDDD
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04/12 01:21,
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04/12 01:22,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/12 01:23,
這篇後勁太強了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/12 01:23

04/12 01:26,
後勁超強XDDD
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04/12 01:27,
好笑XDDDD借轉
04/12 01:27
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04/02 20:44,
清冥時節雨紛紛
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04/02 20:45,
路上閃光欲斷魂
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04/02 20:46,
借問酒家何處有
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04/02 20:47,
牧童搖指好勃村
04/02 20:47
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