[超幹]吃個泡麵也會燙到鳥
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作者: freenight33 (施小明) 看板: Hate
標題: [超幹]吃個泡麵也會燙到鳥
時間: Mon Dec 19 01:02:10 2005
今天很開心的去買一碗泡麵
看到寢室門外有一張貼很久的傳單
很自然就會把它撕下來拿來墊
很積掰的事
傳單上有膠帶
黏到我的手
要舉起來拿筷子時
整個都掀起來....
泡麵很積掰的就翻倒在我的鳥上了....
一開始沒感覺只是下到
可能天氣冷吧
之後下麵傳來一震劇痛..
當我要找換洗衣物時..
我才發現我的衣服都在洗衣機..
我就衝去把他哪起來..管它有沒有乾...
內褲拿著就衝到2樓的浴室..
當我拔水打開時
幹!是熱水...
我差點哭出來了...
痛到爆..
我穿上還沒乾的內褲時..
又是一陣劇痛
幹冷熱交替喔..
走出愈是有些人看到我都有異樣眼光...(因為我走路很奇怪)
回到寢室
想測試它還有沒有功能
就放A片..
當我有反應時.又是一陣劇痛..
我用MSN根系上好有求救
她就拿面速利達姆應急...
叫我加減用..
明天早上第一節英文課...教室離寢室超遠
.要請假的話..這種理由很擔心老師以為我在豪笅.
現在還是很痛阿.
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