[轉錄]Re: [有趣] 女孩子常用的雙關語

看板ck61st330作者PeterLu98 (檸檬汽水)時間14年前 (2010/01/11 19:23)推噓7(7推 0噓 3→)

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作者: Rainbow1119 (Amber) 看板: ZZZZZZZZZZZ9 標題: Re: [有趣] 女孩子常用的雙關語時間: Mon Jan 11 13:30:26 2010 WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.25.118.162 ※ 編輯: PeterLu98 來自: 163.25.118.162 (01/11 19:23)

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