[轉錄][奔馳] 煮熟的雞排飛走了
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作者: sodapin (你說什麼 YO) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [奔馳] 煮熟的雞排飛走了
時間: Fri Sep 18 18:54:11 2009
故事是這樣的....
小時候最喜歡去士林夜市了，
當地的名產不外乎豪大Ｘ雞排，
每去必買。
有一次，
心情很好，於是一個人去了夜市，
逛呀逛的累了，
差不多八點了，也該回家了，
於是不免俗的去買了兩塊雞排，
妹妹我很貼心也幫哥哥買了一塊。
開開心心的提著雞排，
『啊哩底鬥？蝦咪喜尊咩瞪來？』母親來電
「我今罵咩瞪去啊！！」我答覆著。
原本很悠閒的走呀走.....
『噢！只剩十秒了！！！！』
我看著小綠人開始加快腳步，
於是乎腳步也跟著他加快了。
去過士林的應該知道，
到台電公司那邊有個馬路，
不算短，
十秒應該衝刺了。
於是乎我開始衝刺......
踏出了第一步.......
加快...............
漸入佳境!!!!!
然後!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
雞排就飛起來了!!!!!!!!!!!
然後.....
很用力的.........
用它油膩膩的身軀..............
甩了我一巴掌...............
我的眼鏡..............
被打歪了........
雞排也掉了..........
只剩八秒!!!!!!!!
心裡只有一個念頭
『靠腰四十五欸！撿起來給哥哥吃！！！！！！！！！！』
然後扶正眼鏡.....
來個折返跑.........
蹲下去要撿的剎那，
我聽到一對機車閃光說
『他是有那麼餓喔！哈哈哈哈哈哈』
『唉唷不笑啦！哈哈哈哈哈！』
囧！！！！！！！！
重點是後來也沒追到公車，
又等了十多分鐘............
然後我哥哥吃的很開心...........
唉。
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