[轉錄]意妮她媽..............
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作者: jshuang (guest) 看板: joke
標題: 意妮她媽..............
時間: Mon Feb 27 23:57:08 2006
小明家有爸爸媽媽, 還有一個姐姐
姐姐叫王意妮, 小明當然就叫做王小明.
小明天資聰明, 任何困難的問題都難不倒他.
有一天學校老師故意出造句來考小明.
老師: 團結
小明: 今天早上吃了一個飯團結果拉肚子...
老師: 能幹
小明:我們的政府很無能,幹。
老師: 匪幹
小明: 這些官員真是土匪,幹。
正當小明想說: 老師一直 OP 不好玩.
老師題目變了.
老師: 賭神
小明: 開車要到基隆卻停在八堵, 神經病.
老師: 龍五
小明: 舞龍舞獅真好看
這時候老師怒了, 倒地噴血.
小明: 造句本為消遣作樂,今日老師居然造到嘔出幾十兩血,
可謂空前絕後,小弟佩服佩服!
老師: 高義, 你他媽雜碎!
小明: 為了給小明做好吃的蛋糕, 意妮她媽砸碎了廚房的雞蛋.
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