[轉錄][無言] 我妹妹
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作者: knifer (knifer) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 我妹妹
時間: Mon Mar 27 00:28:43 2006
妹妹為了參加某個白袍加身的儀式
媽媽給了他一件黑色小禮服和一雙高跟鞋
但是妹妹抱怨高跟鞋穿起來不舒服
於是媽又拿出兩塊三角形的高跟鞋墊來給我妹 說可以墊在腳跟處
會舒服一點
在客廳懶洋洋看電視的我就插嘴 "那是墊在鞋尖的"
後來果然我妹說墊在鞋尖比較舒服
"你看 我從沒當過女生都知道" 我對我媽笑說
這時候我妹又補上 "連罩杯怎麼看都是哥教我的..."
我急著否認 "哪有 我怎麼會知道罩杯怎麼看... 亂講" (給媽想太多就不好了)
我妹說 "有阿 你說上胸圍'除'以下胸圍..."
"是減啦!.."
我妹轉頭對我媽說 "你看吧"
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