Re: [閒聊] 在震動耶( 爆 )
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: youyouyou (成大或台大嚕~幹) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: [閒聊] 在震動耶
時間: Sun May 29 22:17:31 2005
這個還好巴
話說我同學在我18歲的時候集資送我一隻電動自衛棒~~
粉紅色龜頭~~可震動~可左轉~可右轉~(還和某教官合影留念呢)
結果在上大一後
有一天我媽說要幫我換書櫃跟書桌
我嚇到了
因為我把友情的禮物放在我書桌的抽屜裡
到不是怕被我媽發現
只是這東西也不便宜~~(一支要價1400多)
所以我找了一天再她們還沒有要換的時候
放在我的包包理帶出去(拿去我學校宿舍放啦)
又像每一個正常的星期天
是的去看書
對~~
看書就會想大便
後來我帶著我得包包去大便(因為在外面東西要隨身阿)
結果很奇怪~~有格東西一值陣
真的很討厭
我找來找去去找手機~~
手機找到之後
還在震
幹~~
原來是不小心走路的時候碰到開關
龜頭紐來紐去好幾掰喔~~~
我到現在還記得他是右轉(高速, 忘了補充他可以變速)
※ 引述《sen991155 (大頭響叮噹)》之銘言:
: 前幾天畢業旅行去澎湖玩,
: 一行人將行李託運了之後上了飛機,
: 坐定後,一位空服員突然拿著一個包包走過來:這個包包是誰的阿?
: 我一個朋友看到了緊張了一下,說:我的阿,怎麼了嗎?
: 空服員:您的包包裏頭有未關機的手機在震動喔!
: 朋友(更緊張了):疑?我明明有關機阿??(翻找)
: 朋友:阿靠,是電動牙刷啦!(掏出)
: 電動牙刷:嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡嗡......
: 空服員:(默)
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