[轉錄][耍笨] 強者我同學…
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作者: shiftless (呼) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [耍笨] 強者我同學…
時間: Sat Feb 11 01:53:37 2006
我同學是男生 但長的太秀氣囉
每次都會被誤以為是女生
有次一個外系男同學msn問我說…
你們班有一個女的真大膽 每次都跑來男舍
我心想…
"唷 有八掛!!!!!"
給他看了班上的相簿後
"諾~~~就這左二這個啦…"
"吼= =他是男的啦" 當然對方是嚇到啊…
還一直傳訊問我說 不可能吧~~~~
大概是也很想來個斷臂山之戀吧
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有一次這位同學坐捷運 車上很擠很擠
有一位小妹妹 不小心撞到我同學
小妹妹很有禮貌的說…
"阿姨 對不起~~~~~~^^"
我同學大怒!!!!!!!
"不要叫我阿姨~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
頓時車上一片寂靜…
受到驚嚇的小妹妹 瞪大的眼睛看著我同學…
約莫十秒鐘後
小妹妹果然是有受過專業的訓練…
腦中迅間閃過十萬個為什麼
她懂了!!!!!
於是立刻 露出迷人的笑容 非常天真的說…
"姐姐!!!!!~~~~對不起~~~~~^___________^…"
我同學：(默)
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其實還有很多 不過爆了我大概會被砍死
別跟我要圖~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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