MONEY
MONEY
金錢
It can buy a House
可以用來買房子
But not a Home
但是不能買一個家
It can buy a Clock
可以用來買時鐘
But not Time
但是不能買時間
It can buy you a Book
可以用來買書
But not Knowledge
但是不能買到知識
It can buy you a Position
可以用來買職位
But not Respect
但是不能買到尊敬
It can buy you Medicine
可以用來買藥
But not Health
但是不能買到健康
So you see money isn't everything.
所以金錢不是萬能的
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友
and as your Friend I want to take away your
而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦
pain and suffering.....
免除你所受的折磨
so send me all your money and I will suffer
所以把你的錢都寄來吧
for you.
我決定
替你承受這一切痛苦
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了
CASH ONLY PLEASE.
我只收現金,謝謝