[轉錄]愛看正妹是人之常情
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: superlubu (勁過呂布) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 愛看正妹是人之常情
時間: Thu May 5 12:25:01 2005
場景是健身室內的蒸氣浴室...
悶熱的房間裡只有四個人:
1. 我 ── 喜歡在蒸氣浴室內練習冥想的怪人;
2. 肌肉男 ── 健身室中最常見的生物;
3. 中年老頭A ── 配合掛在骨頭上、鬆垮垮的一層皮;
4. 中年老頭B ── 地中海脫毛頭。
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A和B似乎是認識的,一開始他們在蒸氣浴室中閒聊
忽然,話鋒一轉...
A:「剛才在外面那個巨乳妞兒,真的正到沒話可說... 」
B:「對啊真是xxyy,zzzz... 」
(接下來的兩分鐘,儘是這兩個色老頭高聲談論人家渾圓的屁屁、
高聳的雙乳、修長的美腿... 還說搓揉捏撫之類的說話... )
我 OS: 「快閉嘴吧... 靜一點不行嗎?」
這時候,坐在我身旁的肌肉男站起來,向著這兩個老頭走過去,
我心中暗喜,終於有人「勸止」他們的談話了... 豈料...
肌:「你們說的是長髮白色運動衫、黑色長褲的那個女子嗎?」
此話甫出,AB雙眼發出難得的神彩,彷彿慶幸能在這個地方遇到
人生的知己般...
A、B:「對呀對呀!那個妞兒很正點吧?真的想捏一把喔!!」
世事就是如此的奇妙,只見肌肉男露出一個柔和的笑容:
「沒錯,是很正,因為她是我老婆。」
一剎那,小小的房間裡變得寂靜無聲,肅殺之氣在大家的沈默之
中擴散;笑容在兩個笨蛋的臉上僵住了;我的腹肌因為憋笑而發
出痙攣的警告;肌肉男身上的二頭肌、三頭肌、胸腹背肌、三角
肌有意無意的在跳動...
僵持了好一陣子 (我已經顧不得算時間了... ) 兩個老頭臉上的
淫笑忽然轉成諂媚的笑容,一邊打著哈哈,一邊逃命似的衝出蒸
氣浴室...
不久後我也逃走了,因為在蒸氣浴室憋笑可是會死人的。
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心得: 看正妹是人之常情,談論正妹身材樣貌也是人之常情,
但請走遠一點再談,也請嘴巴放乾淨一點。
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