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Name :猴兆峰 (惡魔) 生日 :08年 9月16日 (古希 20歲)
體: 727/727 法: 1654/1654 攻擊力:2584 敏捷 :2576 知識 :867
快樂 :5279 滿意 :2748 疲勞 :3 氣質 :244 體重 :7.53
病氣 :0 乾淨 :0 食物 :0 大補丸:0 藥品 :0
吼！！！我是大魔王！！！
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很乾淨..精力旺盛...很快樂..很滿足..
錢 : 7 常識點數 : 40
(1)清理 (2)吃飯 (3)猜拳 (4)唸書 (5)親他 (6)打他 (7)買靈氣$20 (8)吃補丸
(9)吃病藥 (o)買大補丸$100 (m)買藥$10 (k)棄養 (n)改名 (s)常識問答 (q)離開:
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話說 ~ 用中文還是比較容易打出一堆東西 ~ >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}
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所以這次小惡魔的餐費還是用中文來賺賺看好了 ! ! ! >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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話說小惡魔 = 猴兆峰終於進入古稀的階段了 ! ! ! >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}
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再這階段由於他非常容易大小便 ! ! ! 所以常常搞的很髒亂又很容易生病 = = >}>}>}>}
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這些都還不打緊 . . . 開學後能上線的時間少了 . . . 更會讓他陷入餓死的危機 ! ! !
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為此 . . . 食物常常處於缺乏的情況下 . . . 根本沒時間教他讀書 . . . >}>}>}>}>}>
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更別說是打他和親他了 = = ! ! ! >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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這樣滿意度很難破萬捏 ! ! ! 要怎麼實施暗黑大法阿 ˊ ˋ . . .>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}
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看來現在PO文都得朝千金文努力 ! ! ! >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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不然想要跟我家的小惡魔長長久久 . . . 似乎會很困難捏 ˊ ˋ . . . >}>}>}>}>}>}>}
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最近甚至連問他常識的時間和能力都沒有了 ˊ ˋ . . . 有注意數值得應該都能發現 ~
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所以這次大家再一起幫我祈禱這篇文章能賺一堆錢吧 ~ ~ ~ >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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為了我家的小惡魔 ~ ~ ~ 我要千金文 ! ! ! >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}
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說了這麼多廢話 ~ 我還是來講講今天發生的大事好了 ~ >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}
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\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\*_*/\-/
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話說今天騎車出門 ~ 騎到一半 ~ 突然間 ! 我的車牌就掉了下來 = = . . .>}>}>}>}>}>
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這樣就算了 ! 竟然還被一輛車子給輾過去 ! 害我還得硬敲回來都有點醜醜的了 ! ! ! !
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最後還得換掉尾燈才有辦法在把車牌給裝上去 = = . . . >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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唉 ~ 車子阿車子 ~ 妳的命運也太坎坷了吧 ! 沒關係 ! 等我有錢 ! >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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等到我有錢之後我要幫你把所有不好的地方換掉 ! ! ! >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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到時候你就會成為史上最強的車子囉 ^ ^ ~ >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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好啦 ! 我想今天的廢話就說到這裡就好了 ~ >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}>}
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希望大家騎車都能夠平安小心喔 ! ! ! 再會了 ~ 小雞版的各位 ~ ~ ~ >}>}>}>}>}>}>}>
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