[轉錄][笑話] Women's English

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: wosh (wosh) 看板: joke 標題: [笑話] Women's English 時間: Sat Feb 28 13:14:19 2009 Woman's Language "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Sure... go ahead"?= I don't want you to "I'm not upset"?= Of course I'm upset, you moron! "We need to talk"?= I need to complain "You're certainly attentive tonight"?= Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs "This kitchen is so inconvenient" ?= I want a new house "I want new curtains"?= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... "I heard a noise"?= I noticed you were almost asleep "Do you love me?"?= I'm going to ask for something expensive "How much do you love me?"?= I did something today you're really not going to like "I'll be ready in a minute" ?= Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. "Is my butt fat?"?= Lie to me "You have to learn to communicate"?= Just agree with me "Are you listening to me!?" ?= [Too late, you're dead] "Do what you want."?= You'll pay for this later -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 173.69.179.227

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