[心得] 三貓先生傳
諸羅人陳某,飼三貓於室,甚愛之。
一日自花市購貓薄荷以反,摘葉授之,貓顛撲翻滾,意甚暇適,如吸大麻貌。陳某乃置盆
於陽台,以魔鬼沾封窗,自道安矣。是夜陳某睡,貓群合力撕紗窗而出,據陽台掘貓薄荷
大嚼,盆土具傾狼藉,貓猶立於高樓窗台共望旭日,其色迷迷濛。陳某醒,見之駭然,遂
敲鮪魚罐誘之入室,鎖窗後以掌擊貓,貓群大駭奔逃,竟不知恥! 太史公曰:毒品害人甚
矣,於貓亦然,能不慎乎?
夜讀聊齋,仿古人記貓咪蠢事;貓友們慎之慎之
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