[心得/抒發] 貓奴當久了好像跟平常人不一樣@@ 已回收
有一個久沒連絡的朋友說要約我吃飯
我馬上歡喜答應
接著他說:"你可以把貓帶出來嗎?"
嗯 一個平常的尋問
我竟然有點微崩潰....
我馬上想到屎豬出門鬧事、不回家、在門口跟大叔貓談情
偷跑出去又被大叔打得半死、
已經肥了兩公斤還搏命(?)跳上牆頭叫囂.....種種可怕的行徑
天阿 是可以像狗一樣用牽繩一起出門逛街嗎?
我:"屎豬?你行嗎?"
豬:"凸!逛你X的街!我出門是要飛簷走壁、扮演貓咪超人的!!"
一些貓要散步才健康的理論是國外搬回來的
但是台灣很危險的
屎豬你還是戒急用忍好了@@
回想我沒養貓之前是不是也認為貓可以像狗一樣帶來帶去...
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