[閒聊] 站錯隊A悲哀~~
首先,必需要說,站錯隊這件事還真是原創專利。
以前看言小,再怎麼想打爆男主、打昏女主、打碎一群碎碎念配角,
八萬十萬字要站錯隊都很難,就只留怨念很大。
可是原創就不一樣了。
想當年第一次看「且試天下」(也只看了一次..),第一章出現那個手執三尺青鋒,
挺身昂立,面色冷峻的男子,女主連滾帶爬也要救的燕瀛洲,這、這有什麼好說的咧?
R當然就義無反顧地排在燕先生後面.....
誰能告訴我,燕先生比炮灰還泡灰的命運,倒底是誰的錯?
看了幾章燕先生掛了(雖然之後還會活回來再掛一次,屬可回收資源,但,哇那A災?),
出現了一隻黑狐狸,一位小朋友,跟名字很港漫的皇朝皇先生。
R發現自己要在腹黑戀、姐弟戀跟霸氣戀之間擇其一。
於是我選擇皇朝,表示對風雲二開拍的敬意(插播電影評:風雲二真是讓人相見不如懷念。)
好吧,這次的站錯隊R自己也覺得很不滿,蓋因皇先生無論怎麼看,虎軀一震時的
王八之氣都蓋過霸王之氣,所以當玉無緣出現時,我再一次義無反顧地跳‧槽‧了!
話說R是個很癡心的讀者,即使到現在我還是認為,五星物語有完結的一天....
所以當黑狐狸哇啦啥玉家只能活到三十歲時,我認為天無絕人之路,女主外掛多開兩下
活到九十九都嫌命短。
嗯,我錯了。
總之,等看了二十來萬字,換了三次隊後,我決定支持女主鐵筒江山,執掌天下,後
宮美男無限,而且不立后,任憑三宮六院七十二變大話西遊...(咦?)
然後,女主就讓出江山,嫁給狐狸了。
這就是我最悲催的站錯隊經驗。
其實R常站錯隊,練久了根本無視。
像三生三世,十里桃花,我一早就堅定不移地排在師父後面,排到夜華掛掉(當然是假掛),
讀者哀鴻遍野,R:「飆仔死好,慢走不送。」
然後沒兩章這傢伙就活回來了,我只想把這對夫妻燉了給師父做湯喝....
又如那來自火星(這個比較恨一點,因為悲的太突然),R排在王子後面,自以為萬無一失
,我是買簡體書看的,看到王子死的那章,R忍不住往後翻....
XX的,男主都掛了怎麼還會有那麼多章?
剎那間天旋地轉,感作者在眼前跳草裙舞,邊扭屁股邊對我唱:「站錯隊,啦啦啦
站錯隊~~」
然後我就淡定地上網賣掉這套了。
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