[轉錄][閒聊] 奪命鈴聲
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: AriaYang (暖冬) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [閒聊] 奪命鈴聲
時間: Sun May 1 21:42:58 2005
下午欣賞完西安某國小賺人熱淚的爺爺招魂表演後
本人一直深深被他們童稚清嫩的歌聲所吸引 久久不能自己
於是乎 我立即興沖沖的把這首歌(?)轉成MP3檔
經錄製 裁剪 淡入 淡出 再把背景哀悽的鋼琴聲加強後
將這一曲石破天驚 震撼五內的世紀名響 經藍芽傳入我可愛的小機子內
(把它當成鈴聲!!)
當時我純真的心靈內只存著這個念頭
沒想到這卻讓我埋下了悲劇未來的種子.......
I sowed the seeds of future misery.
================================悲劇分格線===================================
背景音樂http://myweb.hinet.net/home17/hunting-sculex/20050430_grandfather.wmv
請配合服用~"~
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話說三小時前 我正與父母親和小妹子一家子和樂融融的吃蛋黃麵
吃飽喝足後老爸起身結帳 我拿起牙籤要把卡在牙套裡的渣渣剔掉(有戴過的應該感同身受)
At This Moment! 不知道哪來的混帳不識相的挑這個緊要時間點打給本爺
只聽到一句聲嘶力竭的呼喊:[爺爺~~~~~您回來啦~~~~~(合唱)您終於~~~~~回來啦~~~~~]
瞬間全家頭上冒出三n條線 當機立斷如我 快手如梭 伸進口袋要將手機掏出
好死不死當天穿的是有配置高級鍍銅拉鏈的休閒封口褲 右手又拿著沾著菜渣的牙籤
心慌意亂的當下 要拉開拉鍊的確不是一件容易事 而且褲子已陳年老舊 拉鍊實在不好拉開
只聽得音樂進行到了[這裡曾經是您的母校~(合唱)這裡曾經有你的童年~]
稚氣的童聲在十坪不到的小吃店聽來是如此的刺耳 只聽的我冷汗直流 手抖腳挫
幾乎所有的小吃店客人已轉頭看看到底是哪家因仔在靠么
老爸裝做不認識的挾著帳單奪門而出 老媽和老妹瞪大了眼張大了口摘舌不下
只有我一人孤零零與拉鍊纏鬥 這是自尊的戰役 所剩無幾的自尊
好容易拉開了拉鍊 [幹!!!]一陣刺痛由我右大腿的末梢神經直擊我的大腦
恥辱讓我忘了我手中還拿著牙籤(菜渣附屬)!!!
原來我在翻口袋時 右手牙籤順勢直挺挺的插入我的大腿
疼痛進行中 鈴聲仍是無情的goes on[請聆聽來自童心的~~~~~問˙候˙]
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已經忘了是怎麼走出那間小吃店的了
不過可以肯定的是 這輩子我絕對不會忘記那聲驚天動地的[爺爺~~~~]
以及在全店狂笑聲中 老闆那強忍住不敢笑的表情
簡直跟那時候坐在台下的戰哥表情一模一樣啊~ ( ′-`)y-~
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