[轉錄][ＸＤ] 三顧茅廬

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: lin9287 (Aman) 看板: joke 標題: [ＸＤ] 三顧茅廬 時間: Thu Aug 13 07:01:54 2009 建安十二年 劉備聞水鏡曰：「伏龍、鳳雛得一可安天下也。」 便與關、張前去隆中拜見諸葛孔明， 無奈二次拜見皆不遇孔明。 次年， 劉玄德為復興漢室之大業， 與關、張再度驅馬至隆中。 此番遠行已是三英三度親往， 不如意事十之八九，雖見得諸葛孔明， 但伏龍卻伏睡於草堂之中， 翼德大怒，拾樹枝欲燒茅廬， 雲長亦不耐孔明擺架子擺的如此囂張， 玄德只得無奈安撫三弟，待諸葛亮醒。 許久， 亮醒，邀備入草堂。 玄德：備聞伏龍盛名許久，二番前來拜見皆空，此行得見先生已是一年之隔， 　　　這一年間備可是一日三秋啊！ 諸葛亮：這不是見到了嗎？ 玄德：北濫喔。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.44.97.215
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然後咧？
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拜訪孔明有那麼興奮，要一日三丘?
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這是在調侃馬皇帝嗎?
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聞到濃濃的政治味
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我不知知道你要見我阿
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不懂 給箭頭
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有酸酸的感覺XDDD 應該是一日三「秋」吧?
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※ 編輯: lin9287 來自: 114.44.97.215 (08/13 08:53)
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我覺得馬英九已經快要跨出政治的領域,阿扁跟杜正勝已經做
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到了
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不是臥龍嗎!?
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挖那A跨謀伊勒公啥?
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馬英九草枝擺
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語畢 哄堂大笑
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娘子快出來看 我猜接下來他會比噓
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這不是見到了嗎
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借轉
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騜：左手謝謝 右手指教
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第一次看不懂 看兩次才懂 酸爆了XDD
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發現密碼!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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有密碼 好強
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請參考八卦版馬蝗被噓爆的文章之一!!!!
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