[相聲動畫] 我要當壞人<3> (蔣先生幹什麼-相聲 …

看板XiangSheng作者 (肥貓oberstein)時間18年前 (2007/04/04 19:07), 編輯推噓37(3701)
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※ [本文轉錄自 BBSmovie 看板] 作者: EpeeCat (肥貓oberstein) 看板: BBSmovie 標題: [相聲動畫] 我要當壞人<3> (蔣先生幹什麼-相聲瓦社) 時間: Wed Apr 4 18:51:52 2007 .. 這次因為相聲本身的內容...有點18禁...Orz 另外,請什麼都不要問... 在推文時多幫我加一個"祝我好運",   (ex:推 oberstein:推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^) 感激不盡!<(_ _)> EpeeCat 我吐痰! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我罵街! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我撒謊! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我詐欺! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我瞎扯! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我爆料! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我大~嘴~巴~~~ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我深~喉~嚨~~~~~ ! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ "" ⊙ ⊙ @ || || € EpeeCat € ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ "" + ⊙ ⊙ @ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我包攬工程~ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ╲ ╱ || || € EpeeCat € 我貪污舞弊~ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我欺壓外勞~ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我國外賭錢~ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我是紅頂商人~ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我是有.力.人.士! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我討夫人歡心~ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我惹總統難過! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我幫夫人的小狗洗澡~ ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我讓總統的肚子受傷..! !! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ⊙ ⊙ @ . ╰﹀ || || € EpeeCat € ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ # ◣ ◢ @ 川◢ || || € EpeeCat € ||| ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ # @ ◣ ◢ @ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我們跑他們家去幹什麼呢! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ˙ ˙ || || € EpeeCat € 對!去他們家沒意義! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 毫無意義! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ || || € EpeeCat € 而且劇團會被— ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 撤— ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 撤—照——!! ! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € ...... ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 劇..團..撤..照.... ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ " || || € EpeeCat € 那我一敗塗地... ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ " @ ⊙ || || € EpeeCat € 我被捕判刑... ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" " ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我收買律師... ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" " || || € EpeeCat € 我賄賂法官... ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" " ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 我被判死刑..! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" " || || € EpeeCat € 我斬首示眾..! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" " ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 催命小鬼來了我拒捕! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" @ ╯﹀ || ╱ 〉 € EpeeCat € 黑白無常來了我打他! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ @ ◣ ◢ ﹀╰ ╯﹀ 〈 ╲ ╱ 〉 € EpeeCat € 我破壞黃泉路! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ @ ╱﹀ || € EpeeCat € 我炸斷奈何橋! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ @ ◣ ◢ ╱﹀ ∠ ╲ € EpeeCat € 我剷平刀山! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ @ < || || € EpeeCat € 我踢翻油鍋! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ @ ◣ ◢ < √ │ || € EpeeCat € 我辱罵鬼判官! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ @ / || || € EpeeCat € 我欺騙閻羅王! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ @ \ ◣ ◢/ || || € EpeeCat € 我跟閻羅王說: ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ @ ˙ ˙ \ / || || € EpeeCat € 「我是大壞人!」 ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ @ \ || || € EpeeCat € 我跟閻羅王說: ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ˙ ˙ @ \ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 「我是台灣人!」 ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ⊙ ⊙ 你..! || || € EpeeCat € ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ # @ @ ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" # @ @ ◣川 ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 怎麼可以說實話呢! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" # @ @ "<◣川 || || € EpeeCat € 那.. ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" # @ @ "<◣川 ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 那..那... ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" # @ @ "<◣川 || || € EpeeCat € 那不然我跟他說: ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢" # @ @ "<◣川 ◣ ◢ || || € EpeeCat € 「我是中國人!」 ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ## ◣ ◢ @ \ 你..! || || € EpeeCat € 你是俗辣! ◤ ◥ ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ## ◣ ◢ @ \ || || € EpeeCat € 怎麼樣~~? 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(轉圈圈+灑花~) .. 後來我跟孟婆睡了一晚.... ◤ ◥ ◢◢ ◤ ◥ ─ ─ @ ◥◥◥◥ "" >\\\\< // ◣ ◢/〈 € EpeeCat € 我先說好喔.. 祝我好運跟最後一個畫面無關.....=_= 誰敢亂推我刪誰!! .. (轉錄請來信) .. -- 我要寫個字... ◣◢██◣ ◢██◣ /█◤◤◤ ◥◥◥◥ 我不識字, (( @ ∵∴< @ 你不要靠過來!! EP \ >\ € EpeeCat € -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.228.61.120 ※ 編輯: EpeeCat 來自: 61.228.61.120 (04/04 18:55)

04/04 18:56,
頭推耶
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04/04 18:56,
鄉長嗎.....XD
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04/04 18:56,
有笑有推XD
04/04 18:56

04/04 18:57,
祝你好運
04/04 18:57
都說我會刪了...

04/04 18:58,
祝我好運= = 祝你好運拉XD
04/04 18:58

04/04 18:59,
推推
04/04 18:59

04/04 19:00,
祝您好運
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04/04 19:00,
最後的畫面好...XD
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04/04 19:00,
XDDD 我被拖鞋打死~ 樓下的...
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04/04 19:02,
你會被阿魯把到死樓上的...
04/04 19:02

04/04 19:03,
XDDDD
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04/04 19:04,
推~祝妳好運
04/04 19:04
※ 編輯: EpeeCat 來自: 61.228.61.120 (04/04 19:06)

04/04 19:06,
XD
04/04 19:06
-- 笨點不要走啊... ◢◣◢██   /█◤◤◤ @ 嘻嘻,來追我啊~~ EP / _______________________﹀〉__________________︵︵.____________€ EpeeCat € -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.228.61.120 ※ 編輯: EpeeCat 來自: 61.228.61.120 (04/04 19:07)

04/04 19:11, , 1F
祝你好運!
04/04 19:11, 1F

04/04 19:19, , 2F
祝你好運~!!
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04/04 22:17, , 6F
推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^ 一直覺得這段很像大同之家
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推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^
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04/04 23:24, , 8F
推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^
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04/05 02:35, , 9F
祝妳好運
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04/05 09:49, , 10F
推推祝你好運!
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04/05 12:01, , 11F
有看有推祝好運 ^^
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04/05 21:40, , 12F
祝您好運
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04/05 22:40, , 13F
祝你好運
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04/06 09:51, , 14F
推!!祝你好運!
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推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^
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04/07 10:47, , 16F
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04/07 21:40, , 17F
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04/08 01:17, , 18F
推推推+祝你好運阿!
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04/08 10:27, , 19F
推!!祝你好運!
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04/08 19:26, , 20F
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04/08 19:59, , 21F
推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^
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04/09 14:06, , 22F
祝您好運阿 加油加油
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04/09 20:48, , 23F
推~祝你好運~~
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04/09 21:50, , 24F
推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^
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04/09 23:13, , 25F
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04/10 07:27, , 26F
推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^
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04/10 18:54, , 27F
推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^
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04/10 23:58, , 28F
PUSH! 好可愛~祝你好運!!
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04/11 00:21, , 29F
推~~~ & 祝你好運!^^ 最近我也需要好運^^"
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04/11 20:04, , 30F
祝你好運
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04/12 13:11, , 31F
祝你好運! ~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~
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04/14 20:58, , 32F
推推推~
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04/15 23:37, , 33F
祝好運呀!
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04/16 16:46, , 34F
好棒~祝你好運唷~加油!
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04/22 00:55, , 35F
祝好運^_<
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04/23 21:35, , 36F
祝好運^-^
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04/23 23:59, , 37F
GOOD LUCK!
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05/05 19:55, , 38F
讚讚讚!Good Luck!
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