[轉錄][問卦] 大家都知道的謊話？
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作者: suntree (太陽樹) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [問卦] 大家都知道的謊話？
時間: Sat May 14 23:33:26 2011
以下十大謊言我猜大家都看過了：
1.同學:我沒念阿，不知道為何考這麼高。
2.來賓:大家好，我只簡單說兩句。
3.老闆:我不會忘記你的貢獻。
4.職員:明天我就不幹了。
5.商人:賠本大拍賣，只到今天。
6.明星:我們只是朋友。
7.男孩:乖，不會痛的。
8.女孩:這是我的第一次。
9.父母:我幫你把紅包存起來了。
10.歐巴桑:帥哥~~~~~~~~
其他常見的還有
老闆：「賺到錢就加薪」、「我也很希望你們能準時下班」
小朋友：「我再也不跟你好了」
小妹妹：「媽媽，我以後不嫁人，要永遠陪在你們身邊」
大學男：「想(從宿舍)搬出去住，是因為這樣比較可以專心唸書」
大部分學生：「我下次一定要提早準備考試...」
請問有沒有常見的謊言的八卦啊？
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