[暗黑] 請小心新疆人
事情是這樣的,今天我下課回家的時候,走路走啊走都快走到家門口了,
後面有個女生追上來拍我肩膀說:
「剛剛有個新疆人打開妳的背包,妳快看有沒有東西不見。」
我卸下單邊背帶,果然前面的拉鍊被打開了,護照夾在,還好,錢包也在,很好,
溼紙巾名片夾零錢包通通在。缺少的就是,登愣!我的手機!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
懷著忿怒悲傷的心情,不死心的再走回剛剛那個等紅綠燈的路口。
果然看到幾個新疆面孔的人蹲在路邊無所事事。手上也不見我手機
的身影。本來想上前去問話,但想到我同事前兩天才跟我說新疆民
風彪悍且非常仇視漢族人,就讓我懦弱的沒膽往下前。只能眼巴巴
的看著他們的身影遠去。
於是,從今天開始我再也不能Whats app、
我再也不能上廁所玩Angry Birds、再也不能晚上睡覺打開網路電台聽音樂了
這一切的一切都是因為,我糙你媽的新疆人。
以上,請各位小心你身邊的新疆人。
虧我前兩天還瘋狂想去新疆玩!
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