[閒聊] 在麥當勞遇到的死小孩已回收
各位女版的板友大家午安，下午好~(○^ω^)_~~♪
一個聖誕節沒約沒行程沒人鳥的臭邊緣人
午餐只好自己去吃麥當勞啦
在吃完離開前去上個廁所，正尿到一半一個小孩跑進來
(目測7~8歲)
他看了看洗手台，又看了看牆上，最後望向我
"叔叔，你知道哪裡有衛生紙嗎?"
(〇o〇；)
叔叔??
靠杯阿
林北連20歲都不到欸，死小孩
(裝鎮定):"痾，我幫你看一下喔"
後來廁所好像故障鎖起來，不能進去，我就回頭跟死小孩說
"弟弟，你可能要去樓下的櫃台拿喔"
死小孩又回我
"喔好!謝謝叔叔!"
(〇o〇；)
你他媽的^&*$%#*(%#$&
結果當我走下樓梯時看到那死小孩走在我前面
當時我真的拼命忍住一腳揚起把他踹下去的衝動
"現在背號25的台灣選手已經來到罰球線附近，準備一腳踢起，把屁孩球踢進球門!!!!!!!"
(重點誤)
反正被誤認為很老也不是第一次了
像上次和同學去看電影
我:2張學生票
店員:???先生你是要買學生票嗎?
我:對阿
店員:如果不是學生的話不能買學生票喔
當時的我才15歲Orz
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