[心情] 別人家的貓狗都比較可愛已回收
我快受不了我家臭狗了
這隻被繁殖場丟棄的傢伙
仗著當初可憐,有嚴重心絲蟲
肋骨斷兩根,右後腿斷一根
耳朵爛掉,甲狀腺低落毛長得亂七八糟
所以在中途爸媽家備受寵愛
領養他快一年
當初說不挑食,結果現在挑食不說
有時後還得親手餵,抱怨的時候都被說
『還不是你寵的』
心絲蟲治療的後遺症讓他氣管血栓
每天都要吃通血栓的藥,貴不喇基就算了
帶他去散步都要一直解釋他是氣管不好
然後每天在家都給我這種臉
http://i.imgur.com/DucqOft.jpg
他熱愛找陌生人撒嬌,蹵L有明星感
http://i.imgur.com/DCJgB8P.jpg
對主人就是這種樣子
http://i.imgur.com/HLgl2DZ.jpg
今天我下車買個東西,回來就發現…
http://i.imgur.com/MqdvG4g.jpg
而且堅持不讓位…
讓我由衷的感到憂傷
http://i.imgur.com/XfRaZDN.jpg
這兩隻叫蘋果和西打,當初是跟他媽一起被送到我家,從送來之後幾乎每三五天就跑一次醫院,好不容易養活
結果蘋果現在是獸醫認證的肥貓(獸醫:他結紮的時候肚子脂肪超厚),西打只要不爽就會故意尿床
http://i.imgur.com/m78licC.jpg
這隻白貓叫saki,尾巴像雨傘節的花紋,我都叫他肥胖雨傘節,我覺得他長得很像外星人,特愛吸我手指
http://i.imgur.com/vgPBpVe.jpg
這是我家的女王貓,晚上吃鮮食都要先一口一口餵之後才肯乖乖吃,睡覺喜歡抱抱,但是得我們去請他上床,不請就哭哭,明明跳上床對他來說輕而易舉,超級傲嬌
我常常氣到想要他去流浪
尤其今天剛帶一隻被我們誘捕的母貓去結紮,醫生說母貓身體很不好,應該是在外面受太多苦
http://i.imgur.com/HtyfIa6.jpg
為什麼別人家的貓狗都這麼可愛,我家的就這麼機車呢
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悲慘如我先生,這是他前些日子的抱怨文
前幾天我和女皇在廚房忙,我想起冷凍庫還有條飛魚乾,於是有了以下對話:
我:冰箱裡還有條飛魚乾
女皇:我知道啊
我:那個是給人吃的嗎?
女皇:阿不然咧
我:你可以不要回答的這麼理所當然...我總要先問一下...
PS:這件事情當天是烤鯖魚,前一天,女皇烤了秋刀魚;再前一天,烤了透抽,我只分到透抽的一小塊;烤透抽的前天烤了鮭魚。今天則是烤了小花枝,我連鬚都沒吃到...
BUT!他烤的這些全部是我愛吃的...都孝敬果果女王和她的小跟班們...就連當天牛肉片我們還不夠吃的原因是,他留了一部份給可樂大爺和果果女王了
※ 編輯: deoxyribonuc (1.168.63.236), 08/20/2016 01:50:32
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