[閒聊] 遇到變態已回收
事件1 .我國一時,我與好友騎腳踏車雙載回家
一位年約40的中年男,騎著機車,
停在我們旁邊開口問:請問泌尿科在哪?
我回不知道
於是他把器官掏了出來說:那你們能不能看
有沒有紅紅的
當下蠻震撼的,真的超紅的,旁邊佈滿白色液體
我好友立馬把臉轉過去,那位大叔突然把他的液體
塗抹在我朋友的手臂上,說:你怎麼沒看?呵
於是他帶著心滿意足的笑容騎走了。
事件2
某天晚上我騎機車停紅綠燈時,
一位中年男子也停在我旁邊(當下只有我跟他)
他突然轉頭笑著對我唱:妹妹背著洋娃娃~~~
走到花園.........默默聽了半首歌(超毛的
我當下直接狂飆 ,那位大叔也跟上我
在我身後狂吼:妹妹~ 妹妹啊~~~
那一晚,我在想,那位大叔這麼激動,是不是
我碾到他的腳指頭了.........
大家有類似經驗嗎?還是你就是當年他媽變態?
或是你長的醜,就被當成變態?
手機排版,請見諒
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