[難過] 姊姊燒了我的書...已回收
我剛剛再房間看果然我的青春戀愛喜劇搞錯了。
外地工作的姐姐難得回家,看我都不理她,一直躲在房間看輕小說,似乎有些不是滋味。
但我已經被一色學妹吸引了
一色學妹>>>>>>>親姊姊
叩叩,姊姊敲了房門走了進來
年過30的姊姊,風韻猶存。
「弟弟你為什麼都不理我!」
姊姊瞪著躺在床上看小說的我
「因為一色學妹這段劇情正精彩...」
我心虛地回答
「你如果繼續這樣沉迷這種宅物下去,就會像姊姊我一樣到30歲還單身。」
姐姐雖然這麼說,但其實姐姐很漂亮,到現在還沒有男朋友,周遭親友都很意外
「姊姊,你想交男友隨時都可以吧,哪像我又肥又沒朋友...」我實話實說
姊姊雙手叉腰,眼眶泛著淚水
「我...我不准你這樣貶低自己!你以為我是為了誰才不交男友!!」
姊姊很生氣,雙手一揮,一道烈焰從她雪白的手射出,燒毀了我手上的小說
我急得將著火的書丟在地上,木質的底板瞬間陷入火海
「姊姊,你...幹嘛!」
我正驚訝姐姐竟然已練出火球術的同時,姊姊已經抱緊了我
「我不交男友,還不是因為我已深深的愛上了你...」
姊姊輕輕地吻了上來
之後姐姐的魔法就消失了
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