[閒聊] 聽過最扯的做愛理由?已回收
剛剛在捷運等車,看到旁邊一對情侶(可能是剛交往沒多久)
男生似乎比女生大(因為女生穿高中制服)
我就坐在他們旁邊,聽到男生好像想跟女生上床
就說"天冷做愛可以讓身體變熱"
女生似乎不想要(可能只想談純純的愛吧!)
男生接著就說"做愛可以讓皮膚變好喔" (女生臉上似乎有痘痘)
其實超想再聽下去男生有多會唬爛,但是我車車來了 (哭)
然後我就想起以前有一個男生跟我說"處男很補" =V=
好險我那時候覺得他就是變態,所以就沒多聯絡了
不知道大家有沒有聽過很扯有很爆笑的理由?
不知道大家有沒有聽過想做愛的扯理由?
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其實"處男很補",我聽過兩個男生這樣講過==
一個就是文章的那男生,另一個是以前認識男網友。
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我也不知道,可能有病治病沒病強身 XDDD 不過太噁了 補小啊
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※ 編輯: kikibeeee (36.230.247.186), 03/15/2016 18:25:04
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※ 編輯: kikibeeee (36.230.247.186), 03/15/2016 18:49:50
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這可以保護女生不要被這種謊話給騙了
我是閒聊沒有要深入討論 ==
很多理由都很扯,可是還是有女孩子會受騙。
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