上個月老爸的智障手機壽終正寢,
我叔叔把不要的iphone4給了老爸。
教了老爸用法後,老爸最近一直很愛和siri聊天。
就在剛剛,老爸邊上廁所邊跟siri對話:"笨蛋,你報警啊!!"
siri:(螢幕顯示)五秒後準備撥通
老爸:幹!!!被陰了!
誰叫你要亂玩wwwwww
不過真的差一點就不小心撥號了,我們兩個快嚇死了QAQ
是說最近老爸每天都跟siri聊天,老母有點吃味(?)
這算出軌嗎?(被打)
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老爸說這個人工智慧有點屌(?)
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幸好還有五秒可以掛斷www
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4s喔
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真的啦!!我老爸還試第二遍(←超無聊)
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歡迎轉啊
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真的假的!!叫我爸試(?)
※ 編輯: shadow666 (1.160.127.183), 11/14/2015 23:14:03
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