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安安大家好
今天來分享一下我中文程度很差的男友的有趣小故事~
事情是這樣的,我的男友,中文真的很糟哈哈哈,每次都會亂用形容詞/名詞/動詞/成語…
雖然當下都會有點傻眼但還是覺得很好笑
以上純騙p幣
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故事1
(男友在廁所)
我:XXX你等等出來順便幫我拿一下毛巾好不好?
(男友沒回答應該是沒聽到)
男友出來後說:你剛有叫我嗎?
我:有啊
男友:難怪我冥冥之中聽到有人叫我的名字
我:…你是要說隱隱約約嗎?
冥冥之中有人叫你的名字也太恐怖哈哈哈
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故事2
我早上從健身房回家後覺得有點累就午睡一下
男友回家後:你剛回來後在幹嘛?
我:睡了一下因為剛有點累
男友:難怪你現在看起來很有精神,迴光返照的樣子
我:你是要說容光煥發嗎哈哈哈
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故事3
男友在聊新來的同事
男友:感覺他滿好相處的,只是有時候感覺有點像毛小孩
我:你是要說小屁孩吧
男友:對啦對啦
天哪~他的國文老師到底是誰快出來面對
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