[討論] 咬到肉的第一句話~~消失

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剛剛吃宵夜時太興奮了 結果咬。到。肉了了了... 血的鐵味就跑出來...好痛+泛淚光 第一句話是嘔嗚~~ 想知道大家咬到第一句話是? 順便問一下抹鹽ok嗎~~ 附上噁心照~怕肉的小心 http://i.imgur.com/ygbv6Lz.jpg
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髒話...
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髒話XD
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髒話+1
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本來想也該說髒話 結果居然是先說壯聲詞

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先愣三秒 內心奔過無數隻草泥馬
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我今天上班咬掉舌頭一塊肉...滿嘴血水覺得好荒謬
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太誇張了吧...妳是怒吃嗎哈哈 要記得擦藥,抹鹽預估你會死掉~

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髒話--w-
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※ 編輯: cacao67 (49.217.51.58), 06/09/2015 00:47:32

06/09 00:44, , 7F
痛到說不出話
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抹鹽當然不ok囉
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可是我媽叫我抹耶@@

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抹鹽感覺好痛喔....
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會頓時心情盪到谷底…超不爽的感覺會討厭自己XD
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我有朋友拔完牙去吃東西,嚼到一塊咬不爛的肉....
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肉哪裏來的 抖~~

06/09 00:48, , 13F
你用鹽水漱口
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※ 編輯: cacao67 (49.217.51.58), 06/09/2015 00:50:36

06/09 00:49, , 14F
按陰陽
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為什麼要吃鹽 這不就是傷口上撒鹽嗎
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06/09 00:50, , 16F
痛到說不出話只有誇張的表情XD
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乖 去擦藥
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昨天也被同學的嘴破圖嚇到,她是被冰棒黏住==
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問候無特定對象的長輩
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髒話XDD
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去路邊找左手香,洗淨,捏出汁,敷(認真)
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乾~~~~
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一臉震驚嘴巴定格說不出話
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髒話無誤XDD
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第一句話 幹 好痛
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給妳拍拍,別擔心啦!口腔受傷都很快就好
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含維他命C片
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cow~
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傲五+雪特
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gan~WTF!大概這樣,但妳咬好大洞...擦藥吧
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乾~~~~
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噢!
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還有 67 則推文
06/09 09:32, , 101F
噢…(偶爾加靠 前天才咬到QQ
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阿幹...
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幹,沒有之一
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嘔!!乾!!!!!
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當下咬到應該會說不出來 臉呈現扭曲狀態XDDDD
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先oh..!!!!!!!!!! 接著就 幹 好痛
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然後抹鹽會很high
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租話嚕
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髒話+1
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一定是髒話+1
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幹!
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歐 乾~~~~
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好吃
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幹 還咬到同一個地方三次
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髒話XD
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啊!>>好痛!!>>髒話xx
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會痛到說不出話,但心裡當然是幹意無限....前天才咬到的
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人路過
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會痛到忘記說話欸XDDD
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會先尖叫...
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我會吸它欸XDDD
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痛到講不出話QQ
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我每次咬到當下都嘴巴開開 眼神呆滯 然後男友和媽
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媽看我這樣就知道我又咬到了 QQ
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我都會說 噢我剛剛咬到嘴巴了啦(音拖超長
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幹 (沒有其他
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噢幹~
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幹~~
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嗚!
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幹!
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咬到當下沖大量冷水還滿有用的!!!
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厚!又咬到了
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Shit
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會嘶~~~吧 然後罵幹
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哈哈哈大家的答案都好好笑阿XD ※ 編輯: cacao67 (49.217.51.246), 06/11/2015 23:23:02
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