我想請問大家
是我多心還是我女朋友真的很詭(ㄐ一)異(ㄔㄜ)!!
事情是這樣的
今天晚上我在打一份報告的時候,我女朋友在旁邊玩手機
我習慣在做報告的時候不喜歡別人吵我
所以這個時候我會變得不太理人,
但是只要我不搭理她的話,我親(ㄕㄣˊ)愛(ㄈㄢˊ)的(ㄖㄣˊ)女友
就會開啟全面啟動模式,舉凡可以干擾我的招式全部都可以用上
例如:
第一招:佛山無影腳,直接把雙腳放在我的大腿上還不時抖動。
第二招:千腳觀音,用腳趾代替手指來跟我握手。
第三招:觀落陰之術,只是招來的都是狗之類的生物,因為會一直貼著我的手聞
以上等等招式,雖然還沒湊滿十八招,但也頗夠我受了
請問我女朋友這樣還好嗎?
我該回她什麼呢?
加油好嗎?還是最近是否壓力太大?妳腦壓過高?
請大家幫我集思廣益一下
我目前只能裝做什麼都沒發生繼續打我的報告。
以上,謝謝大家
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