[灑花] 小花妳給我進來
‘’可以跟我在一起嗎?‘’
單身幾十年的我第一次說出口
‘’可以哦!但有個條件‘’
說完後妳就下線了
這時凌晨一點半,我大喊著
‘’太爽啦!‘’
外頭的狗跟著我呼應
和男子的三字經國罵
恩?跟我沒關係吧!
冷靜下來的我,整夜沒睡
對了,忘記自我介紹
我今年二十三歲,水瓶座,A型
身高178體重66,名字呢?
算了不提了,
大家可以叫我阿龜,
我轉頭看著鬧鐘,
恩……三點了我還沒睡
我起身到樓下泡咖啡來喝
‘’好男人就要像好咖啡一樣‘’
‘’讓人整晚睡不著‘’
看著咖啡機一滴滴沖泡著
想起了與妳相遇的第一天
上班快遲到的我,手上拿著
老媽出門前泡給我的十圓咖啡
電梯門一開我走了進去
突然‘’‘阿!!!‘’的一聲
我的咖啡被正要出來的人撞到
新買的199元的襯衫髒了
妳急忙的說對不起對不起,
但我跟本沒在聽!
眼中的我只看著
妳的嘴邊的一顆痣,
我想她就是我的綺夢吧!
靠!我完全忘了要遲到了
到了公司大家看著我衣服
‘‘阿龜你掉到馬桶哦’’
‘‘哪個設計師做的啊?酷哦’’
大家嘲笑著我的髒衣服
呵呵 可我開心的呢
任由他們笑和螞蟻爬
哦 原來不是無糖咖啡哦
五點一到我大喊著
‘‘學姐學長 我媽要生了,先走了’’
辦公室一陣問候父母的話
但我管他的
呼~呼~我小跑步著
時速大概七十
我阿龜比賽都沒那麼快了
到了約定的場所見面
我的綺夢已經坐在那了
她手上拿著新襯衫,
‘‘給你穿,早上真不好意思’’
‘’髒的我拿回去洗‘’
她紅著臉對我說
我也露出了卡著菜渣的牙齒
對著她笑 :-)
我們一陣交談後
她叫小花不是綺夢、
恩 這名字真美
她大我一歲,我們做為
職場新人有著共同話題
中間也是笑聲不斷
‘‘你老師咧,要打羊了啦’’
老板不悅的說
我們低頭一看!十一點了哦
在離開坐位後
互相留了LINE後,各自回家
之後的日子我天天跟小花聊天
從南聊到北,連一根毛都能當話題
在這幾個月裡,
我的心像巧克力一樣
被妳溶化著
我照妳說的在ptt發文了
讓大家知道我有多喜歡妳
妳昨天說的不是開完笑的吧?
以下開放小花報名
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