[心情] 講話很童趣
不是我,是我男友
1)最近男友在找房子,其中一間他看了很不滿意
我:「那真的很髒耶,那間就別租了」
男友:「而且樓下的排水孔有噴藥,那天還看到一堆蟑螂還有Mickey」
腦海裡浮起米老鼠的臉,我突然覺得很好笑
2)最近很常下雨,看到小強一直遊走,數量之多讓我很難不去注意它
我隨口抱怨:「為什麼下雨天就會有一堆小強(噁)~~~」
男友一邊採小強一邊說:「因為它家淹水了阿,小強當然要跑出來」
笑點很低的我又笑了
3)朋友送我一條Anna Sui的沐浴乳,擠出來是紫色的,男友不太敢洗
我:「免驚,這不是壞掉了,Anna Sui很喜歡把東西搞成紫色的,快來洗吧~~~」
假裝很害怕的男友:「這個洗一洗會不會變成奶昔大哥???」
看著滿頭泡泡的男友,笑點很低的我又破功了
打完這篇又忍不住笑出來
笑點很高的人請見諒XDDD
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大家都好捧場 甘溫甘溫~~~
之前"小龐與宮澤先生"的那篇被我刪掉了 不然合併起來應該會更童趣XDDD
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